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13 Kids Jokes

UNGLI CHODNA MAT

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.Banta's son: How?Santa's son: Jab bhi r...........

DOORBELL BAJAO AUR BHAGO

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kos...........

WHAT IS AN IDIOT ?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his id...........

BUT I ASKED FIRST !

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I g...........

TERE BAAP KE BARAT MAI JA RAHA

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,Gusse Me School Ja Raha ThaEk admi Ne PuchaBeta Padhte...........

I WAS A TIGER BEFORE I FELL IN

A tiger was giving love success party to his frndzA cat came & dancedTiger asked...........

RAMNAVMI KYO MANAI JAATI HAI

Son: Papa ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?Sardar: Is din bhagwan RAM 8vi pass ka...........

INTELLIGENCE

A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intellige...........

TWO CHILDREN ARE TALKING....

Two children are talking. A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so hands...........

BOY OR GIRL

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born b...........

CHINTOO AUR PAPA

chintoo: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. pinki: How? c hintoo: Jab bhi road cross...........

MURPHY'S LAW REGARDING CHILDRE

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. ...........

A TEENAGER IS…

A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets ...........

LOVE DEFINED BY A SIMPLE BOY

LOVE described by a simple boy; L0ve is when mom kisses me. L0ve is when d...........

THE TOOTH FAIRY

After losing another tooth, young-old Timmy became more curious about the myster...........

LITTLE JOHNNY AND TEACHER

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I...........

NEW BORN BROTHER

A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name? A: I d...........

COINS HAVE IN POCKET

A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.” The frien...........

SCHOOL KID & MOM

Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom? Mom: Well, every time that you do som...........

A REALLY BAD DAY

The following is seen in a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcyc...........